Tomodachi Life is a big release from Nintendo, its first real use of their once-starring Mii characters since the quirky and underappreciated Miitopia, which basically puts your little pseudo-people through a D&D campaign, an idea so cool that I had it myself over a decade ago, though of course no one listened to me way back then, or really ever.

Let’s remember what Miis are. The name itself is a reference to the characters’ origin system, the Wii. You see, you just flip the W. The Wii was extremely popular, and opened up video gaming to hitherto unserved demographics, but because most “gamers” are entitled jerks they spread bad vibes about the system despite its popularity (remember “waggle?”), taking its sequel system entirely. Nowadays, Nintendo Switch Sports and Miis are probably its sole remaining legacy, regardless of how many other cool ideas it had. (A version of Opera made for it! News and Weather Channels! In Japan you could order pizza using it! I haven’t even gotten to Check Mii Out and Everybody Votes yet.)

This is the third game in the Tomodachi Life series. The first one was 14 years ago, the original Tomodachi Life for 3DS, got a cult following. It’s kind of Nintendo’s version of The Sims, if the Sims had (very) slightly more self-motivation, no mandatory biological need to fulfil, and an emphasis on weirdness. The second game, the sorely-missed Miitomo, was a free-to-play mobile game that also served as an instant messenger, but it hit sadly at a time when the old style of instant messenger apps were dying out, and lasted just over two years. It was dead in the water long before it closed.

What all the Tomodachi Life games really are is an elaboration of the old game of Mad Libs. “Hey _name_, I’m going to _place_! Should I pick up a _noun_ while I’m there?” Except it’s not just with words, but people too, your Mii characters fill in the role of actors in the many silly little vignettes built into the software. The game includes no characters on its own: you create everyone in the whole damn town, name them, pick how they look, and rate their personalities in five categories, then plop them onto the island and watch them bounce off each other.

Sometimes when they meet you’ll be asked to give the system a word or phrase for them to talk about, and that’s where the more explicit Mad Lib connection kicks in. Just like official Mad Libs*, Maybe nine times out of ten the jokes will fall flat, but that tenth time is comedy gold. Of course what everyone did, and still does, is make Miis of every celebrity and comic character they can fit into Nintendo’s limited yet oddly useful tools. In my game, I have a Mr. T character, downloaded from the Mii Channel on the Wii so very long ago, laboriously schlepped over to Wii-U (via system import) to Switch (via Amiibos) to Switch 2 (via another system import). Mr. T had a dream his first night in my game, on the isle of Yendor, in which he met three other Miis all with Mr. T’s face.

I’d love to show you the video of his dream, but I forgot to record it. Also, though, Tomodachi Life: Live the Dream has a fatal flaw. It’s a meme gold mine, sure, but Nintendo has disabled all media sharing from it. You can make all the great Miis you want, but no one else will ever see them! Its drawing tools are pretty darn impressive, but nothing you make with them can be shared on the internet! You can’t upload them to the Nintendo Switch smartphone app, or even transfer them to your cell phone using Nintendo’s stupid Wi-Fi system! I don’t know if you can get them right off an SD card, but ha ha, on the Switch 2 it doesn’t matter because it uses incompatible SD Express cards!

NINTENDO, ARE YOU LISTENING? WHY CAN YOU EVEN TAKE SCREENSHOTS OR VIDEO AT ALL IN TOMODACHI LIFE IF YOU CAN’T SHARE THEM? Nintendo is a company used to doing things its own way, which sometimes results in moments of brilliance, but at least as often means they do amazingly stupid things like this.

Because of this, you will have to live with potato-quality screen photos, taken with my very own smartpotato. I plant them below. Imagine how much better these would be if Nintendo actually officially supported the use their software was obviously made for. (Note: I’ve been told since writing this that you can still get images off using an SD card… although if you have a Switch 2 like I do you’re probably just as out of luck as it uses SD Express cards. I’ve yet to confirm cross compatibility with those, I don’t think I have the right kind of adapter.)

Below is my absolute favorite of all the Mii interactions I’ve seen so far. Poor Patricia’s got it bad, and truthfully, I felt much the same way back in 2008. I kind of feel that way now, but sadly both his terms are up.

* BTW, did you know Mad Libs was co-created by Leonard Stern, who wrote many scripts for The Honeymooners, and wrote for and executive produced Get Smart?

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Damiano Gerli at waynow Gaming explores the plethora of Italian internet and popular culture references in Vampire Survivors, including singers, anime, food and dairy brands, and a couple of earthier references, including one that could be taken as a name for someone unafraid to break wind as much as possible.

Vampire Survivors: Exploring its Trove of Italian Cultural References

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We’re talking zombo.com! We’ve got YTMND! The Onion! I Can Has Cheezburger! Know Your Meme!

You like wikis? Have you heard of Everything₂, or The Earth Edition of the Hitch-hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? I hear there is also another upstart wiki-based knowledge site out there somewhere, we look forward to the day when it’s nearly as content-packed as E2 or H2G2.

Remember Slashdot? Remember Digg? I mean the Digg after the Digg that succeeded Digg! Have you been to Fark lately? How about MetaFilter? For some reason I’m still there! The twin fonts of news, Salon and Slate! Liberal infozones Dailykos and Talking Points Memo, they still exist, thumbing their noses at ennui and entropy!

Project Gutenberg is still gamely trying to give away a trillion ebooks! Snopes debunks all the worst misinformation out there, and Cecil Adams’ The Straight Dope column stopped running, but seems to be now running again, and new columns debut on their message boards! And the Internet Archive, in particular their Wayback Machine, is an essential tool for any thinking netizen, and I hear they could really use your support!

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency still brings a droll sort of funny. The IMDB may be owned by Amazon now, but you can still get a ton of information on nearly every form of visual media there. Rotten Tomatoes still aggregates movie reviews from critics and viewers alike.

Game stuff? GameFAQs, although owned by Gamespot, is still around, and StrategyWiki is the good version of what Fandom ruthlessly exploits. The Cutting Room Floor provides info and esoterica on hundreds of games!

There are webcomics too! Let’s see. XKCD, Argon Zark, Dork Tower, Order of the Stick, Penny Arcade, PvP, Bob the Angry Flower, Girl Genius, Megatokyo and The Perry Bible Fellowship! Also Maakies and Red Meat (although they’re a tad edgier, and Makkies is sometimes NSFW).

We hope you’ve enjoyed this April Fool’s Day post! Happy thoughts! It’s intended as a real and useful post and certainly isn’t just an excuse to write whatever I wanted today!

But pleaase remember: the internet isn’t forever. The sites you love now won’t always be around. Ask me about Suck.com, Plastic, or the Brunching Shuttlecocks someday. But not today, I’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

Have a few ancient Youtube videos from our voluminous files! (Yes, we keep files of cool Youtube videos. We’re awesome that way.)

That should be enough for now. Gotta keep some of it in reserve. For later….

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