Well, here’s another such story, told by turndownforwait, of someone doing it with Luigi, played by a player who also had the audacity to be a… a teenager. (gasp! 19 minutes)

Although I’m not really that surprised it was effectively a kid who did it? They have sharper reflexes than us fogeys, and also haven’t been so inculcated by decades of Smash Melee orthodoxy, the playerbase groupthink that only exists to keep hard-working plumbers down!

So, who’s next? Will it be Ness? Samus somehow? Kirby? Ha ha ha no not really likely, Kirby was so good in N64 Smash that Sakurai felt he had to stuff his beloved creation with pure Nerf for Melee. But who really knows? It’s starting to feel like anything might be possible. Let a thousand unlikely victors bloom! Or a dozen maybe; Melee doesn’t have that many characters.

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In brief: Smash Bros. games are about racking up damage to a target, measured in percent. The higher the percent, the further an attack target flies when struck. The idea of the Home Run Contest is to do as much damage to a special Sandbag character, which doesn’t move on its own, in 10 seconds, then to hit it as hard as you can, usually with a baseball bat item, to make it fly as far as possible.

The Home Run Contest has been in every Smash Bros. game since Melee, and its first implementation has lots of weird things about it. Like, if you set the game language to Japanese, you get a slightly smaller platform, which makes your distances count slightly longer.

Lots of oddities are pointed out by Youtuber “Practical TAS”, in their 26-minutes video, here. Warning: serious geekery ahead!

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